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Joke of the Day

"Always the camel, never the toe."

"Jokes about unemployed people are not funny... They just don't work."

"COP: Damn I left my regular handcuffs at home, all I have is these candy handcuffs. I trust that u won't eat ur way out of these CROOK: Sure"

"Nothing like an old high school crush finding you & friending you on Facebook because he needs cows or some shit for Farmville."

"What do you call a clever repost? A riposte."

"A child was born with no eyelids, so doctors created some using his foreskin It worked okay, but he was a little cockeyed"

"A priests asks the convicted murderer...... A priests asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, ""Do you have any last requests?"" ""Yes,"" replies the murderer. ""Can you please hold my hand?"""

"My favourite part about the Harry Potter movies... ...is the casting."

"The chameleon couldn't change colors when the time was right... I guess he had a reptile dysfunction."

"Why don't you see any transgendered parents? Because they're trans-parent"