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Joke of the Day
"Always the camel, never the toe."
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"I haven't seen an Ice Bucket Challenge video in about a week. Did we cure ALS?"
"I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am. I've been single for a while and I have to say, it's going very well. Like...it's working out.I think I'm the one."
"Keep your friends close, your enemies close, aliens not so close, ghosts close, snakes close, skeletons close, everything just in a big pile"
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"Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise"
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