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Joke of the Day

"Imagine falling in love with someone and then finding out they say ""worthwild"""

"Don't spell part backwards. It's a trap."

"[storming out of the bedroom in a novelty banana costume] YOU'RE THE ONE THAT SAID THINGS WERE GETTING TOO PREDICTABLE KAREN..."

"sometimes when i'm doing my taxes i'm like maybe prison would be easier"

"My dad is my inspiration ...cause you never know when it's gonna hit you EDIT: missed a word"

"I think it's so brave that Rosie O' Donnell is openly fat"

"Phill: *gets stung by a stingray Me: *pees on his wound Phill: That only works on jellyfish stings Me: Oh shit, I thought you were dead!"

"A guy goes to the doctor to get his prostate exam during the exam the guy turns and says to the doctor ""will you stick another finger up my ass? I need a second opinion"""

"Why can't Bill Gates get a girlfriend? Because his penis is Microsoft."

"The Indian baking festival was kind of a bust. It was a naan event."