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Joke of the Day
"Imagine falling in love with someone and then finding out they say ""worthwild"""
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"I'd have more sympathy for Sony's alleged loss of $200 million if that weren't the cost of like three large popcorns at any movie theater."
"A guy walks into a bar... He says ""ouch!"" and grabs his forehead."
"Your Honor, for our opening motion in this murder trial, the defense would like to submit, as exhibit A, the victim's ringtone."
"What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off? Spit, swallow and gargle."
"Two silk worms were in a race. They ended up in a tie."
"What do they call a list of athletes in Jamaica? A rasta."
"What do you call a country ruled by dank memes? Kappatalism"
"""Look man, I swear to you, as god as my witness..."" [God appears from behind dumpster] ""I ain't coverin for u anymore Larry, you owe me $30"""
"Peter Mayhew will be reprising his role as Chewbacca in the next Star Wars movie! They said they wanted to cast the role to a veteran rather than a wookiee."