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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Deer nuts are under a buck."
Next Joke
"Deer nuts and beer nuts What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are a buck fifty and deer nuts are under a buck."
"Want to hear the new word I just created? Plagiarism!"
"What do you get when you go to a concert in Paris? Shot."
"Sex is like grammar. Not all guys do good at it."
"Alway be nice to anyone that has full unhindered access to your toothbrush."
"My girlfriends 2 year old nephew loves trucks. His first word was truck. He points at every truck he sees and talks about trucks in his sleep. I guess you could day he's semi crazy"
"I haven't used algebra in 3x-q years"
"What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline? You should take your workboots off before you jump on a trampoline."
"My stoner neighbors got divorced but it's okay because they got joint custody"