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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Deer nuts are under a buck."

"I have a friend named Tim who is dyslexic and shares too much. We call him Tmi."

"A bee will knowingly risk its own life just to cause you a little pain. I can totally relate to that feeling."

"Hey baby, is that a gun in my pocket? Get in the van."

"How did the farmhand get a job at reddit? He put ""excellent reposter"" on his resume."

"A game of cat and mouse, but it's just me chasing random strangers when I see them with donut boxes."

"Q: What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger? A: Darn!"

"Love is like a fart If you have to force it, it's most likely shit."

"What's the difference between a feminist studies major and a bench? A bench can support a family."

"Me: I'll take another drink. Bartender: Would you like for me to call you a cab sir? Me: No it's cool he's driving * points at chair*"