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Joke of the Day
"Fuck, marry, kill? Your sibling. Your mom. Your dad. Fuck all of them"
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"GENIE: you have three wishes. ME: sweet, I wish for pie. GENIE: okay, whatever, you have 3.14 wishes."
"Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab? Because he was addicted to Coke."
"What do you call ill-mannered burst of strong wind in the desert? Darude Sandstorm."
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"I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone."
"So a man walks into a bar... And hurts his head."