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Joke of the Day

"My wife complained the other day, ""Why did God give women periods with cramp pains and men nothing?"" I laughed and said, ""Don't be silly honey, he gave us women."""

"A Bug's Mind What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when he crashes into a windshield? His asshole."

"What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up? A big stinker!"

"Just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome. The first few chapters were awful, but by the end I loved it."

"What is brown and rhymes with Snoop Dr. Dre"

"I work for the government which means I have to enter 2 passwords in order to print documents that are open to the public."

"My pet mouse ""Elvis"" has died :( He was caught in a trap......."

"What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing? That's not my stile."

"Definition of a really good friend. What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend? A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!"

"What does a duck call a tractor? A quacktor"