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Joke of the Day

"What do French people do when they don't have bottles of their favourite beverage? They go to Cannes"

"Made a reverse chain letter that said 'delete this email or you get bad luck!' and then deleted it without sending. Then I called it a day."

"Give a man a fish and he will think, ""What a creepy gift."" Teach a man to fish and he will think, ""My god, I have never known such boredom"""

"Did you know that 99% of Americans use the internet regularly? The other 1% are the politicians."

"Asians are bad drivers cuz they're used to riding pandas while eating rice is that racist enough for you dad I'm sorry I wasn't in the war"

"Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to begin eating itself, as it was the less painful way to die."

"Everyone seems to like tinman from wizard of oz... But I can't stannum.>_>"

"Erlich Bachman. This is you as a old mayn. I'm a ugly and dead, alone."

"""Every family on 2013 had 'quite the year'."" - study conducted using Christmas newsletters"

"What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ? A fangfurter !sna"