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Joke of the Day
"I ran my car into a pole The poor bastard never saw me coming"
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"What do an elephant and a giraffe have in common? They are both gray except for the giraffe."
"What do you call a natural blonde who dies her hair? Artificial intelligence."
"I put a beaker of sodium hydroxide on a biography. It was base on a true story."
"Doctor in lab coat peers into microscope. ""Good Lord!"" he says. ""His burrito levels are off the charts!"" - from my autopsy"
"Hurricane Joaquin This Category 3 Storm is likely to hit the Eastern US this week. Good news for Arizona residents: you will not be affected by Joaquin, Phoenix."
"My friend called me a pedophile today. I corrected him, told him I'm actually a hebephile. He said, ""you're just splitting hairs"" I said, ""now you see the difference""."
"Monica Lewinsky will be voting for Trump As the last Clinton in office left a bad taste in her mouth..."
"Women these days.....some of their eyebrows looks like they are sponsored by NIKE."
"The term ""Every 60 second in Africa..."" is stupid Everyone knows Africains don't get seconds. They're lucky if they get a single serving."