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Joke of the Day
"What did Napoleon say about the chopped up body? I wanna Bone a part"
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"Q: What happened to the Indian who drank too much tea? A: He drowned in his teapea."
"What do you call a Muslim who plays '50s rock music during Ramadan? a Rama-dana-ding-dong"