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Joke of the Day
"if it's called morning wood for men then what is it for women.. Morning dew."
Next Joke
"Clowns terrorizing the streets. A real life billionaire villain running for president. We need Batman now more than ever"
"If you hate crime... Is that a hate crime?"
"Wife: (shouting) Stop watching porn,..... Wife: (shouting) Stop watching porn, I can hear it in the kitchen. Husband: I'm not, it's Sharapova vs Serena."
"What's the difference between a rooster and a prostitute the rooster says cockadoodledoo a prostitute says anycockwilldo"
"How can you tell if someone is Italian? They'll tell you."
"I'd rather break your headboard than your heart."
"Where can you find the speed of light? At C level"
"Leia: *gasps* Chewbacca, you're naked! Chewbacca: *hastily puts back on his bandoleer*"
"Mother: Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?...Son: I don't know. The dentist kept it"