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Joke of the Day

"*sees burglar *throws flashlight at him *misses *throws another *misses *throws another *misses *throws another Burglar: WTF Me: COSTCO"

"Listening to Jay-Z has literally taught me everything I know about whether or not a cop can legally search my car."

"Feeling sad because my hamster died... Well he's not 'technically' dead yet, but I ran out of food so it's really just a matter of days."

"Did you hear about the Bob Marley impersonator? He's dreadful."

"I want to create something so good that everyone hates it a week later."

"You: Knock knock, Me: Who's there?"

"Why did the scarecrow receive a prize? Because he was outstanding in his field."

"Why did the interrupting cow cross the road? MOOOOOO!!!!"

"A cannibal's dillema: If God didn't want us to eat people why did he make them out of meat?"

"2 black people are quickly walking to work get it?"