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Joke of the Day

"Why doesn't the weatherman just say cloudy with a 90% chance of bullshit? Because that's pretty much what the forecast has been lately."

"""Welcome to money management. Have you all paid your $200 entrance fee?"" ""Yes"" ""Excellent, never give money to strangers. Class dismissed"""

"I still remember when everyone wanted their phone to be smaller. Now that we can watch porn on them, everyone wants them bigger."

"I'm allowed to make racist jokes because my Mother in Law is Korean And she love me long time"

"I'd say I avoid Facebook like the plague, but I don't do much to avoid the plague."

"What do you call a Hawaiian with a cold? A Polysneezin."

"How did experts know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her Head & Shoulders in the glove compartment."

"Why was the computer stressed out when it got home? Because it had a hard drive."

"Honey! I'm pregnant! Hello pregnant, I'm Dad."