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Joke of the Day
"I'm writing a swiss novel But there's a lot of plot holes."
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"A couple had a fight one night, Going to bed husband said, Good night mother of my three kids, Wife said, Good night father of none."
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"My aquarium is missing quite a few parts #nofilter"
"Two Kentucky psychology majors were walking through the campus. ""Do you consider a 1441.Q. high?"" ""Yes!"" ""For the whole basketball team?"""
"I'm exactly like Rocky in that, I challenge people to fight while I'm slurring my words."