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Joke of the Day

"Two Kentucky psychology majors were walking through the campus. ""Do you consider a 1441.Q. high?"" ""Yes!"" ""For the whole basketball team?"""

"I like my women as I like my classical regression model estimators: consistent, efficient, and fucking unbiased."

"Why are Jews so rich? They are always looking for prophets."

"What is a pedophile's favorite musical note? A Minor."

"How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose? 2 calves, an ass, a beaver, a whole bunch of hairs, and a fish that you just can't seem to find"

"how to comfort a grammar Nazi: Pat their shoulder and say, ""Their, They're, There."""

"What do you call an aardvark that plays poker? A cardvark!"

"What is brown and sticky? ..........A Stick"

"Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink."

"Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster? He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours."