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Joke of the Day
"A ""lady"" and a ""woman"" are exactly the same thing unless they are prefaced with cat."
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"What is a Catholic choir boy's favorite song? ""Can't Touch This"""
"""outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend"" ""inside of a dog, its too dark to read""-Groucho Marx"
"I saw leaked footage of Finding Dory yesterday Bruce the shark is now called Caitlyn."
"Life doesn't matter. Life IS matter."
"The Emperor's New Clothes"
"The trouble with political jokes is they get elected."
"My first child will be named New Folder."
"Monster: I've got to walk 25 miles home.' Ghost: Why don't you take a train? Monster: I did once but my mother made me give it back."
"A little boy walks into a bar... he is treated for minor concussions... it's funny cause he's a minor, laugh"