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Joke of the Day
"I'm exactly like Rocky in that, I challenge people to fight while I'm slurring my words."
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"A Czech goes for an eye check up The optician shows the letters on the board: CZWXNQSTAZKY Doctor: Can you read this? Czech: Read? I even know the guy, he's my cousin."
"two men walk into a bar... the other one ducks"
"We're an eclectic bunch here, but we all have one thing in common: We've sacrificed the chance to run for public office with these tweets."
"WIFE: I can't believe you slept with my twin thinking it was me ME: Cut me some slack he was wearing your perfume"
"My Asian friend asked me what the word correctible meant... I replied, ""It's what you call an object regarded as being of value or interest to a collector."""
"How do you call a singing PC? a dell"
"What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? 100 people who don't do dick."
"Never own a pet store. Stores make bad pets."
"A crowd started gathering around the car accident with the bagpiper... Twas so unfortunate he was kilt."