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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster farmer and a prostitute with diarrhoea? The farmer shucks between fits."

"Ah yes keep complaining the guy at 7/11 doesn't speak English well enough, like you aren't the moron who needs help in a convenience store"

"The second worst thing to say on a date... ...is that you have to fart. The worst thing to say is, ""That wasn't a fart."""

"What do you call a pepper in late autumn? A little chili"

"Not every badly unkempt guy is homeless It could well be that he lives with 3 females and only 1 bathroom."

"A lot of women are turning into good drivers. So, if you're a good driver, watch out for turning women!"

"""Excellent choice, sir. And what temperature would you like me to microwave your steak to?"" - The Honest Applebees Server"

"Can electrocution get someone jail time? I'm not sure, but they'd definitely be charged"

"I can't imagine why more guys don't do yoga. 1. Yoga pants 2. Lots of girls 3. Lots of girls in yoga pants doing yoga moves"

"Looking for an Australian joke! I saw it yesterday. I only remember the last line was ""bummer man""."