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Joke of the Day
"Why do white girl groups only walk together in odd numbers? Because they can't even"
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"If I had to describe myself in one word... It would be, ""Unable to follow instructions."""
"What's the difference between Males and Females? An iron."
"My friend told me my mustache makes me looks like Jeffery Dahmer. I said, ""Thanks. I've always wanted a killer stache."""
"I walked into my sister's room and tripped on a bra. It was a booby-trap."
"When is the month when the most trees fall? Sep-timber"
"What do you call an Arab man who drives a bus? A bus driver."
"Whoever coined the phrase ""smooth as a baby's bottom"" must have been a real creep."
"These Hoes Ain't Royals, said Chris Brown, pointing at Lorde and her friends."
"When you whistle at a bird, it's as offensive to them as saying ""ching chong ding dong"" to a Chinese person."