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Joke of the Day

"The best way to meet new women is outside a sex change clinic."

"I have been talking to this beautiful woman online for a while... And today I finally got to meet him"

"Psychoanalysis is nothing sinister There's really nothing to be afreud of."

"[LPT] Choose the song you hate the most as your alarm tone and place your phone as far as possible Then turn your phone off and sleep like a champion."

"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? She worked it out with a pencil."

"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion."

"What is the difference between a feminist studies major and a pizza? The pizza can feed a family of four."

"Life is like a box of chocolates: Disturbingly expensive, yet... vaguely disappointing."

"I won't block you, but I will put a curse on you that you'll never be able to finish a sneeze ever again for the rest of your life."

"Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip? Because potholder was already taken"