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Joke of the Day

"Psychoanalysis is nothing sinister There's really nothing to be afreud of."

"I bought a book on capitalism... but then returned it because some of the letters were in lower-case."

"What do you call a sad suicidal bird? A Robin Williams."

"Oddly enough, when ducks take pictures of themselves, they make the drunk sorority girl face."

"If only Africa had more mosquito nets... then every year we could save millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of aids."

"You don't truly know someone until you see how they react to their bag of chips getting stuck in a vending machine."

"Every Canadian child goes to sleep with a plush toy of the current Prime Minister to keep them safe. Justin Trudeau was elected because Stephen Harper was scaring the children."

"One for the science guys: Q) How do you make a hormone? A) Don't pay her!"

"When I see battlestar gallactica, I feel this! Cylons are bunch of mean girls."

"What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist fucks."