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Joke of the Day

"Jared Fogle likes his subs the way he likes his women... 6 to 12"

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"What is the difference between Donald Trump and Chris Christie? When things go south,Trump burns bridges, Christie just shuts them down."
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"When I say, ""No problem,"" I mean, ""YOU REMEMBER THIS FAVOR FOREVER."""
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"Whats the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana? Tiger Woods had a better driver."
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