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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion."
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"I saw a lizard and it became a spotted lizard"
"Did I tell you the one about the maize? Nevermind, it's too corny."
"*Opens Twitter*.....scrolls 4356 tweets....*checks for abs*"
"How do windmills feel about renewable energy? They're pretty big fans"
"Racist Surfer What did the racist surfer say when asked about hanging a black man? Hang ten dude!!"
"How do you make an archeologist mad? Give them a bloody tampon and ask what period it's from"
"Killer whales are inappropriately named. The proper term is killer Welsh."
"It's rude to upstage the bride on her wedding day but that's exactly what's going to happen when I burst into flames as I enter the church."
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implant. One's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean."