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Joke of the Day

"Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box? She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling ""Lie to me, lie to me!"""

"Do not underestimate me. 16 just dared me to eat the fish food. It's freeze-dried worms. Wasn't bad. I'm hungry."

"A jem of a joke You"

"What's long, hard, 6 inches, and makes the ladies scream when it's put in their mouth or up their vagina? A knife."

"It's weird how no one on The Jetsons ever addresses the apocalyptic events that left only white Americans behind, living in the sky."

"A guy came up to me in the gym. ""How the hell did you get a body like that?"" he asked. ""Thanks,"" I said, ""That's very flattering."" He said, ""Not really mate."""

"MADOKA MAGICA SPOILERS Why did Tomoe Mami die? She got ahead of herself."

"Until you've thrown up peanut butter and jelly onto an 8 year old at the beach on a Sunday, don't talk to me about your ""drinking problems."""

"A flasher was considering retiring. But he decided to stick it out a while longer."

"Teacher: In 1940 what were the Poles doing in Russia ? Pupil: Holding up the telegraph lines !"