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Joke of the Day

"MADOKA MAGICA SPOILERS Why did Tomoe Mami die? She got ahead of herself."

"My eyes are fine but I still failed my eye exams... I guess I shouldn't have copied off the asian guy."

"how do I play farmville on this fuckin site? This fuckin blows"

"I don't like telling clever jokes about airplanes. They just go over my head."

"The Wife just asked if she looked OK in her new pants.. She did... But I paused to long,,,,,,,,,,,,,Please send an ambulance..."

"What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen? Sorry mate."

"I have a joke about unemployed people But it won't work."

"I bought a gallon of Wite-Out the other day.... Big mistake."

"Three men brought four cigarettes onto a boat, but then realized they had no lighters or matches. What do they do? Throw one cigarette off the boat and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter."

"A genie appears to a blonde woman and offers her one wish. The blonde says ""You know, I've slept with more men than I can count. I wish I knew exactly how many it was."" The Genie replies ""Four."""