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Joke of the Day
"A flasher was considering retiring. But he decided to stick it out a while longer."
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"What's the opposite of Easter? Wester"
"vote for me if ew like it watsup boring.facebook fucking.viber irritating.tango disgusting.skype ignoring. google porn'in ....lyf is complicated."
"Know how to get people to stop showing pictures of their kids? reply with ""Mmmm fuck yeah"""
"What did the memory say to the processor? If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!"
"How many Brits does it take to change a lightbulb? Manual work ? That's what underpaid Eastern immigrants are for pff"
"[At job interview] Interviewer: So tell me why you want this job. Me: I have no money and I prefer when I have money."
"Damn, you know you're getting old when you get up in the morning and have to rest for awhile"
"What do the Patriots and Lance Armstrong have in common? They only have one good ball."
"A zendetta is when you launch a blood feud against a killer who murdered your entire family, but remain pretty chill about the whole thing."