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Joke of the Day
"Teacher: In 1940 what were the Poles doing in Russia ? Pupil: Holding up the telegraph lines !"
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"I'm like a single electron... Sometimes, when no one is watching, I interfere with myself."
"U2 just announced a world tour. Are they going tosell tickets, or just break into my living room and start playing?"
"The Energizer Bunny was arrested. He was charged with battery."
"""Dumb as a bag of hammers"" is kind of a stupid comparison because it's actually quite a clever way to carry several hammers at once."
"Knock, Knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? EEEEWWWWWW."
"Republicans seek to re-brand poverty as a lifestyle choice."
"What cheese is the most religious? Swiss cheese! (it's the most hole-y)"
"It takes a big man to cry but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man."
"I just published a satirical critique of the Russian government and Putin hasn't sent anyone to kill me yet. I'm radiating with joy."