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Joke of the Day

"It's weird how no one on The Jetsons ever addresses the apocalyptic events that left only white Americans behind, living in the sky."

"You know what I find amazing? That after 107 years, the Titanic's swimming pools are still full."

"I stay up at night worrying about what happens to the unquestioned Jeopardy answers."

"Hi Reddit, I am on AA Flight 451. We're going down. AMA!"

"Asian airlines offer new deal to customers... Pay only upon arrival!"

"Penis jokes are not funny especially the short ones."

"There is one instrument I just can't stand.. The Sitar"

"It's nice when my kitchen smells extra clean cause I used an entire bottle of Clorox to kill one ant."

"Where do you get a dog license? At the DMV (Department of Mutt Verification)"

"Case of the Pregnant Lady joke"