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Joke of the Day

"It's weird how no one on The Jetsons ever addresses the apocalyptic events that left only white Americans behind, living in the sky."

"even if u realy hate sombody, u shoud never insult their physical apearance!!! bc as soon as u dig deeper u will find much stronger insults"

"What do you call 3 mexicans breaking into somewhere? Trespassers"

"I had a girlfriend.... I once had a girlfriend with a taser.... She was STUNNING (Old joke possibly in this reddit too....)"

"Hey white people, which filter are we using this year to Instagram the Pumpkin Spice Latte?"

"I'd tell you a joke about my dick... But it's way too long."

"Every time you make a ""your mom"" joke, I call my mom to check. Most of you are liars."

"I reported my bike stolen, now the thief can't use it anymore. Since the police is on it."

"What do you call two gay Irishmen? Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald."

"I owe my love of bukkake all to my dad When I was a child, he really rubbed off on me."