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Joke of the Day

"How is useless meat around vagina called?.. ... women."

"How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rock-et."

"How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?"

"How do you prevent a canoe from tipping? Paint it black."

"Why do people live soda? Because it's sodalicious."

"If you don't pretend you're in a spaceship every time you walk through some automatic doors, you're too mature for me"

"Did you see the story about the missing dolphin? I'd tell you more about it but there's really no porpoise..."

"If Batman gets to use a piece of Kryptonite against Superman, Superman should get to use a piece of Batman's parents. Fair is fair."

"Why is Light Beer like sex in a canoe? It's fucking close to water"

"I thought about another woman while having sex with my wife so to make up for it... I thought of my wife while having sex with another woman."