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Joke of the Day

"How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?"

"Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you."

"What's the difference between a Pakistani Kindergarten and a Taliban Training Ground? Don't ask me, I just fly the drone."

"The human body is 70 percent water?? *looks at a glass of water* damn girl"

"What do you call an onion with no shoes?"

"Why did u eat it??? A lady was pregnant. Her son asked her ""Mom, What's in u'r tummy?"" Mom answered ""Its a sweet, lovely baby."" Son says, ""If the baby is so sweet and lovely then WHY DID U EAT IT???"""

"Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box? She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming ""LIE TO ME""!"

"Are you from Idaho... Are you from Idaho cause I-da-hoe for you."

"What do you call a stupid, ugly, fat cow that gives birth to idiots that don't know when their own mother is being insulted? Your mom."

"NSFW - If you need to voice search the web for new directions don't say it too fast"