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"Did you see the story about the missing dolphin? I'd tell you more about it but there's really no porpoise..."

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"I'll always remember what my uncle said before he passed on up... ""Flying houses? Talking dogs? That movie looks dumb."""
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"I've found that jogging is much more fun when you never do it."
"What's the difference between menstrual blood and sand? I can't gargle sand."
"With all the racism talk going around I thought I would do my part to put a stop to it. I am no longer going to use the word ""Vinegar"" at work because it sounds slightly racist."
"Why are blind people bad at math? Because they lack da-vision."
"What do you call a French baker who sucks cock? a faguette"
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