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Joke of the Day

"John was going through a rough time, he lost his job and couldn't pay rent. Everything was hopeless when suddenly, he remembered... mitochondria is the power house of the cell."

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrari? With a porcupine, the prick is on the outside."

"On The Walking Dead, Glenn said ""I will find you."" I guess he's gonna keep an eye out for her."

"Bath in Milk Why do you take baths in milk? I can not find a cow tall enough for a shower."

"What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman? He parks his car, man."

"What is the name of the charity organization that kills 90% of all of its ""rescues""? Make a Wish Foundation"

"What's red and orange and looks good on hipsters? Fire."

"What is it called when a ninja flees the scene of an accident? Hidden Run."

"The holidays are coming. If you do NOT want snakes please send me a notarized letter asking for NO SNAKES. Otherwise you are getting snakes."

"My grandma was visiting and placed her pills in my cupboard... I asked her, Grandma have you seen the pills I have marked with the letters LSD? She said, No, have you seen that dragon in the kitchen?"