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Joke of the Day

"Why is Light Beer like sex in a canoe? It's fucking close to water"

"What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association"

"My boss asked why he didnt see me at work on halloween. I told him I went as god. I clearly was never there, and all the work that got done I did not do."

"When is the best time to raise money? When there's a stripper in front of you."

"Your momma is so fat, she doesn't argue with anyone because... she's always the bigger person."

"What is a pirate's favorite letter? Ya think it be R, but it's da C!"

"What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic? A few notches on the belt buckle."

"How do you make a plumber cry? You murder his family."

"What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow? The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me."

"I started a joke but I need help completing it. Two quadriplegics walk into a bar..."