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Joke of the Day

"How do you prevent a canoe from tipping? Paint it black."

"If I ever wake up miniature I'm going to use a ravioli as a pillow and just go back to bed."

"Why did the ghost cross the road? To get to the other side."

"Has anybody lost a large roll of 20 dollar notes in a rubber band? Because we found the rubber band"

"I saw a man at the beach yelling ""Help, Shark! Help! I just laughed, i knew that Shark wasn't going to help him."

"Why do Eskimos have wide noses? Because they pick their nose with their gloves on."

"On their death beds, I bet a lot of bad guys wish they would have turned around and watched more explosions."

"Why is the blood of christ wine? Because he drank religiously"

"What do the Titanic and The Toronto Maple Leafs have in common... The last picture of the Titanic was in Black&White, so was the last picture of the Maple Leafs with the Stanley Cup"

"My friend said he wanted to float at the top of the troposphere.... I said ""You can't be cirrus."""