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Joke of the Day

"If Batman gets to use a piece of Kryptonite against Superman, Superman should get to use a piece of Batman's parents. Fair is fair."

"How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, ""Really dude, you look huge!"""

"Dear millionaires, If you don't have a bookcase that spins into a secret room then give your money to me because you're spending it wrong."

"Chuck Norris uses a floor buffer to polish his massive testicles."

"Where have you been all my life? Please go back there."

"Old McDonald had a farm and it grew delicious, non-biodegradable french fries."

"What's a Brazillian's least favorite math chapter to do? 7-1"

"So I was driving home from work and I saw what looked like a giant weasel It was humongoose."

"The Pope walks into a mosque The Imam asks ""Why the wrong faith?"""

"""Update Adobe or we'll kill you""-flash mob"