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Joke of the Day

"What's your stance on public intoxication? Mine is very wobbly."

"I've always wanted to improve my knowledge of Greek Mythology.... It's been my achilles elbow for quite some time."

"A new study found that legalizing marijuana in Colorado has created more than 10,000 jobs...by keeping Taco Bell open 24 hours."

"SCIENCE FACT: if you took all of the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die."

"Damn girl, are you today's date? Because you're 10/10 I know we've been doing anti-joke pick up lines but this only comes once a year."

"how do you piss of a frenchman? ask him what part of canada he's from"

"Why did the blonde climb the chain-link fence? To see what was on the other side."

"Some women enjoy eye contact during oral sex on a gentleman Others say it stings."

"I don't understand why men are so worried about erectile dysfunction. I mean, it can't be that hard."

"Wife: ""I'm going to bed, honey."" Husband: ""Okay, sweetheart. I'll go get you a tylenol."" Wife: ""But why? I don't have a headache."" Husband: ""Great! Let's fuck."""