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Joke of the Day
"That awkward moment when you realise you have way more internet friends than real friends."
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"I Like My Bed Like I Like My Women Tight, neat, and wrinkle free"
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"A bunch of police officers were outside of a gas station today Apparently someone threw a case of beer ontop of his baby. The baby is okay though, it was a light beer"
"Why does everybody hate tampons? They're stuck up bitches."
"Yearly reminder: unless you're over 60, you weren't promised flying cars. You were promised an oppressive cyberpunk dystopia. Here you go."
"Some say Tiger Woods is the greatest golfer of all time. I say he's sub-par at best."
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"I invited an architect to my party last night He made the best entrance I've ever seen."