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Joke of the Day

"A new study found that legalizing marijuana in Colorado has created more than 10,000 jobs...by keeping Taco Bell open 24 hours."

"How much energy does it take to create a rap star? 1.21 Jigga whats."

"Dear women, 3 reasons why you need to accept we men are mature. No 1. We know what upsets you. No 2. Hahahahahaha... I said ""number 2"""

"What did the suicidal college student say to his room mate? Dont leave me hangin' bro"

"How do you know when there's a vegetarian at your bbq? They'll tell you."

"I knocked over the altar at a Buddhist temple the other day and spilled ash all over the monks They were incensed"

"What's the difference between a Priest and a Wristwatch? A priest's hands stop at 10."

"Name your penis after a movie or a game. Oblivion."

"What do you call a french soul singer? Beret White"

"A farmer was counting his cows and found out that he had 196, but when he rounded them up, he had 200."