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Joke of the Day

"Damn girl, are you today's date? Because you're 10/10 I know we've been doing anti-joke pick up lines but this only comes once a year."

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"What do you call a gay Jew? A he-blew."
"Just turned off porch light and saw a moth take off flying towards the moon. Good luck buddy, if you make it back, sell the story to Pixar."
"Trolling my FB friends by commenting ""Looking good ;)"" on solo pics of their husbands"