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Joke of the Day
"SCIENCE FACT: if you took all of the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die."
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"Sometimes for fun I like to pick up hitchhikers. When they open the door I say ""Hey! Sorry I'm late."""
"What did the Scandinavian say at his Grandmothers funeral? She was a Swede old lady but now shes Finnish"
"Man: What can I do you for? Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare"
"The Walking Dead is Jesus's favorite show."
"Your mother is so big that... ...when she is in a plane it makes a solar eclipse."
"I like my women like I like my coffee.... Black and full of semen."
"A recent study by statisticians... ...shows the average human has one breast and one testicle."
"The first rule of relationships: You don't find out why someone was available until it's too late."
"On his deathbed, a man is asked if he wants anything said at his funeral. ""Oh look, he's moving."""