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Joke of the Day

"I don't understand why men are so worried about erectile dysfunction. I mean, it can't be that hard."

"A terrible plane crash occurred in Lithuania last week. A two-seater airplanecrash landed in a cemetery and exploded. They've recovered 300 bodies so far,and they're still digging them up."

"What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison? A small medium at large."

"[firetruck honks its obnoxiously loud horn] [goose in the distance hears it] ""Oh shit guys, that sounds like my wife. Gotta fly"""

"Women are like helicopters... You know they work and you trust them, but if you make any effort to understand them whatsoever you'd be too terrified to go near them."

"What did Luke Skywalker get for his 16th birthday? A Toy-Yoda"

"What's the funniest smelling thing on the earth? An anchovies cunt."

"When I think about you, I touch myself..... ......I rub my temples because you give me a goddamn headache..."

"How did US felt when Trump is elected as the president? TRUMPmatized. (Traumatized, ^get^it?^ha^ha^kill^me^please )"

"[at bar] Him: Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone? Me: I peed my pants."