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Joke of the Day
"how do you piss of a frenchman? ask him what part of canada he's from"
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"What's the most awkward part of a redneck wedding? When her father and brother walk her down the isle."
"A legendary quote by Mahatma Gandhi ""History is not created by those who browse in incognito mode"""
"What does a baker wear on his feet? Loafers."
"You people who don't wear glasses don't realize how gratifying it is to take them off and rub your eyes when someone's being a moron."
"A lot of people say that what doesn't kill you makes you stronger... Stephen Hawking disagrees."
"I've been that, done that, had that, lost that, needed that and felt that. Just a few of the many reasons why I always drink to ""that""."
"""Find something you love to do and you'll never work another day in your life."" Because you'll be home masturbating all the damned time."
"Two deer walk out of a gay bar... And one turns to the other and says ""Dude, I can't believe I blew thirty bucks in there"""
"If I ever had a one night stand and the guy texted me the next day and said ""nice to meat you""... I'd marry him."