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Joke of the Day

"Why did the blonde climb the chain-link fence? To see what was on the other side."

"The amount of times I've had to say no to the Adobe Updater has totally prepared me to be a parent."

"The ACLU has informed me that Mother's Day is too inclusive. So Happy Everyone Gay Pride AIDS Awareness Aboriginal Illegitimate Child Day!"

"What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger."

"What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together? it's must-up ..*rubs brow*"

"Bae: come over. Me: Can't. I've to finish posting this joke. Bae: My parents aren't home."

"Free admission to Disney On Ice!! Just push your knee against your eyes and you'll get to watch This Knee On Eyes."

"What do you get if you take off the red dot on the Japanese flag? The Miami Heat flag."

"What do the dolphins and the post office have in common? Neither deliver on Sundays."

"Porcupine : Porsche whats the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche... a porcupine has its pricks on the outside."