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Joke of the Day

"Wife: ""I'm going to bed, honey."" Husband: ""Okay, sweetheart. I'll go get you a tylenol."" Wife: ""But why? I don't have a headache."" Husband: ""Great! Let's fuck."""

"You need an Arc? I Noah guy."

"Dubstep joke Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob bubububu Bob Bob WuuuuOOOOWWWubwubwubwub edit: formatting"

"Can't believe there are so many songs about love and only one where someone welcomes someone else to a jungle."

"It's fun to smudge your lipstick and ruffle your hair before you come out of your bosses office, then give your work colleagues a wink."

"I found out today that I was adopted. But they returned me."

"1 Bitcoin = 19.62 USD. What does it say about your economy when imaginary internet money is worth more than your ""Real World Money""?"

"Hot mothers in your area want you to text them to let them know you got home ok."

"Blind man is washing a grater... ..""*this is the biggest bullsh.t I ve ever read*"""

"I don't like LGBT community I mean, Bluetooth in LG devices isn't something amazing, is it?"