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Joke of the Day

"To take her mind off being mistakenly judged Miss Universe,Miss Columbia went to get her teeth whitened.. The Dentist told her she needs a crown."

"Wifi went down during family dinner tonight. One kid started talking and I didn't know who he was."

"What do a woman and a grenade have in common? Pull off the ring and the house is gone."

"How do you catch a bra? You set a booby trap."

"A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar... Or a hospital.... Or possibly a church."

"I can't believe after all this shit they're still together! Our ass-cheeks really deserve some respect."

"Watched a porno today of only people with extra chromosomes It's called ""Down to Fuck?"""

"I found a hole in my trainer that's big enough to put my finger through. One formal complaint from her, and I'm now banned from the gym."

"Why did the can-crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing."

"I am only drinking 2 beers tonight, but in dog beers."