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Joke of the Day

"Why did the can-crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing."

"What do you call an Indonesian shoe factory that just had air conditioning installed? A sweatstop."

"Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mine?"

"Do you know the difference between a dildo and a chair? No? Watch out where you sit then."

"How many consultants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday."

"I just came up with a long UDP joke But it's not really worth typing out here. You guys probably wouldn't even get it."

"Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? A: The color."

"If you can think of a better fish pun Let minnow"

"After we got the divorce she let me have everything. Except the jewelry, and of course something to keep it in. I call it ""the house"".."

"I was really angry when my wife tried to sue me for impotence But luckily they couldn't make it stand up in court"