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Joke of the Day
"Watched a porno today of only people with extra chromosomes It's called ""Down to Fuck?"""
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"So with the popularity of the recent centaur joke, I was going to make a joke about a half-man, half-goat. I decided against it... it wasn't very fauny anyway."
"I can't make you love me but I can tie you up and feed you until you're too fat to be loved by anyone else."
"Shout ""out"" to... ...baseball players who have three strikes."
"A smart woman knows when to give up and walk away A southern woman has a shotgun and a shovel named give up and walk away"
"Water evaporates, condenses, precipitates, and evaporates again. It's a viscous cycle."
"A repost walks into a bar... ....Nah, nevermind. You've probably heard it before."
"My ex posted a pic captioned, ""Just me"" and I commented, ""Yes just you and your 7 personalities"""
"4, 6, 8 and 9 have all been killed... 2, 3, 5, 7 and 11 are the prime suspects..."
"Q: Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1? A: For spare parts."