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Joke of the Day

"Watched a porno today of only people with extra chromosomes It's called ""Down to Fuck?"""

"Why won't Goldilocks drink a glass of water with eight pieces of ice in it? It's two cubed! :)"

"Q: What do birds give out on Halloween? A: Tweets."

"I deliver packages, I came up to a house and a man was sticking his penis through the mail slot. He was giving me a tip."

"I've been called ""Poindexter"" for different things... Does that make me ambipoindextrous?"

"The eyes are the window to the soul which is why I'm throwing pebbles at your face."

"I found a shop that sells clothing made of brick. It's a hardware store."

"Unknown person parked their car in my driveway, now it's my car. That's how that works, right?"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cartoon ! Cartoon who ? Cartoon up just fine she purrs like a cat !"

"I have qualities of both Albert Einstein and Arnold Schwarzenegger Body of Einstein, brain of Schwarzenegger"