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Joke of the Day
"I am only drinking 2 beers tonight, but in dog beers."
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"I got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool today. The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in."
"Stop bragging about your 10,000 lakes, Minnesota. You don't hear Iowa going on and on about its 12,000 smells."
"When I was a kid adults would use swear words then apologise by saying 'Excuse my French'. I still remember my first day at school when the teacher asked ""Does anyone know any French?"""
"How do you get a fat chick into bed? Piece a' cake!"
"Q: What do they use frozen band-aids for? A: Cold cuts."
"Why do buddhist make bad vacuum salesman? They can't deal with attachments."
"Most people don't think I'm as old as I am until they hear me stand up"
"How do you get an iraqi woman pregnant? Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest."
"A guy once told me life's too short to stress, but it turned out that life's much shorter for people who give advice to stressed out people."