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Joke of the Day
"A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar... Or a hospital.... Or possibly a church."
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"How many Jersey girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. They'll screw anything"
"Whenever I hear someone scream ""Call an ambulance,"" I'm like, um, ever heard of email"
"My dad told me that no one Really needs Heroin in thier Life I think my dad is sexist"
"(real news) In Virginia, a man stole a samurai sword from a store by hiding it in his pants. He later denied having the sword, telling police he *was* just glad to see them."
"hi rappers i have been shaking dat ass all night and i am exhausted can you make a song about sitting and watching tv at a reasonable volume"
"Just found this hillarious joke I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers."
"What is a cat's favorite alcoholic beverage? Boxed wine, obviously."