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Joke of the Day
"HOW DO PIGS TALK? SWINE LANGUAGE."
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"[Request] Some computer jokes."
"Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead."
"I have beiber fever; every time i hear about him i get sick."
"What has 3 legs and 3 eyes? Three pirates"
"Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek? A: One."
"The hay in baby Jesus's manger came from Christian Bales."
"Some jerk called me ""pretentious"" so I called him a ""planktupus."" I can make up nonsense words too."
"Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? It's a tender tail!"
"I'm against the marriage of anyone whose first instinct is to film and then show the world their elaborate proposal."