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Joke of the Day

"HOW DO PIGS TALK? SWINE LANGUAGE."

"What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!"

"How can you tell if you're racist? You only pick out the K's when you take an eye exam."

"I went to my 35th high school reunion and realized that ""the one that got away"" turned into a ""dodged a bullet."""

"Bruce Jenner winning woman of the year just proves that men are better than women at everything, including being a woman"

"Friends are forever. Until they get in a relationship."

"On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky... how much do you like kids?... Somewhere around a Ronald McDonald, I pretend to like them but slowly kill them with diabetes"

"I was recently the subject of a joke. I chickened out of a fight, and crossed the road to get away."

"What comes out my ass and smells like shit? The jokes on this subreddit"

"imagine explaining a magazine to a teen today ""yeah it's four bucks, there's like 900 words on 32 pages, and you'll get another next month"""