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Joke of the Day

"I ate a donkey steak today It tasted like ass"

"Breaking up on Twitter: It's not @you it's @me."

"Why don't cows smoke weed? The steaks would just be too high."

"Where's Jesus when you need him. There's only 2 fish sticks left and I've got company coming."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To watch the mason lay a brick."

"Who's Angry in Japan? The director of Life of Pi."

"(Season 4 spoilers ) Why did a cock named Oberyn Martell kill the KFC cook? ""You raped her! ! You murdered her! ! You killed her children! !"

"It looks like we got about 4 inches of snow last night ... Or as my boyfriend calls it... 7."

"You guys, my mom wants to know if any of you are going to give her grandchildren."

"I'm more of an amateur bater. I agree, I need more practice."