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Joke of the Day
"Why don't cows smoke weed? The steaks would just be too high."
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"What's the preferred beer of Dogme 95? Natural Light."
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"Safety Tip: Always have a loaded water gun ready to go in case of a home invasion by a cat burglar."
"Before I Die, I Want My Last Words To Be "" I Burried The Million Dollars Under The..."""
"Boyscouts vs. Jews What is the difference between a boyscout and a jew? ... Boyscouts come back from their camps."
"We don't need a Voting Rights Act. If we just give all the votes to rich people, then democracy will just trickle down to everyone else."
"What do you get when a ghost takes a crap? Rectoplasm."
"According to my doctor, it'd be healthiest to stay away from trans fats. I'm really going to miss tumblr."
"""Jesus loves you."" A nice thing to hear in church. And a horrific thing to hear in a Mexican prison."